The meaning of life – by msm

Me: Fuck you!
You: Fuck U 2!
Me: What has U2 to do with it? I thought you liked them?
You: Liked who?
Me: U2
You: Of course, I love U2!
Me: Really, even when I've said ‘fuck you’?
You: I meant the pop group, you dumb ass!
Me: In that case: fuck you!
You: Fuck U 2!
Me: Why U2 again?
You: Never mind
Me: That’s Nirvana, asswhole!
You: Magnificent!
Me: Well that’s an U2 song.
You: At least you’re beautiful.
Me: Well, thank you!
You: I didn’t mean that, you fool. In fact, I think you’re an ugly bitch!
Me: And you’re a sick bastard!
You: So sick I wanna throw up everytime I see you!
Me: Why do you still want to see me?
You: Because, like you said, I’m a sick bastard.
Me: So, I’m not that stupid after all.
You: uhhhhh… You’re an inch smarter than my dick!
Me: I didn’t know I was so dumb!
You: What do you mean?
Me: Well, look at your dick…
You: What’s wrong with my dick?
Me: Nothing…
You: you lying whore!
Me: I said ‘nothing’!
You: But you meant something else, didn’t you?
Me: Of course I did.
You: Why?
Me: Because I just want to be like the rest of this fucking planet.
You: lying, cheating, heartbreaking imbecils! Pretending they’re something they’re not!
Me: Yes, something like that. I Just go with the flow. Humanity stinks!
You: Yes it does! Big time.
Me: BIG TIME!
You: At least we’re different!
Me: Yes, we are!
You: When will I see you again, my dearest?
Me: Tomorrow, my love?